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I WANT THIS TYPE OF MOM.


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I MA  HAVING T TROIUBLE BREATHGING RIJFA

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“We’re like five best friends!!”

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I'm fetch and you're not: Girlfriend by justin bieberIf I was your girlfriend, I’d nag you and... ›

mattitties:

Girlfriend by justin bieber

If I was your girlfriend, I’d nag you and never let you go

You can fuck me in places you ain’t never been before

Baby take a chance or you’ll ever never know

I got a pussy that I’d really like you to eat

Pussy juice, juice, juice, on you

If I was your girlfriend,…

I wonder how a girl would react when reading this.

Anonymous asked: have u ever been in love??

yes, i have

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British Gay Marriage Commercial

ENGLAND: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT. 

YES, ENGLAND.

OH MY GOD THAT WAS ADORABLE ;-;

FUCKING AMERICA YOU LOSE ENGLAND IS BETTER I’M PACKING MY BAGS

OHMYGOD I AM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL

oh my god i wanna cry

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  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok